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Met up with the lions & lionesses (wtf) last Saturday!!! Present were…………………

In order from left to right: Wern Yii-the-workaholic-auditing-associate, Wai Yip-the-fresh-from-uni-so-still-wanna-bum-around-dude, Natalie-the-child-therapist-for special-children, Amri-the-dude-in-Chopard-management-don’t-play-play & Yien Yee-the-community-coordinator-at-YouthSays.

I think we all turned out pretty good as a semi adult, despite our frequent regression moments to our 5-year old selves.

Anyways, initial plan was to meet in front of BSC’s Chili’s @ 12pm. Turned out, the only punctual ones were me (as always, wtf) and Wai Yip.

And now in order of who came next and their approximate time of arrival:

• Wern Yii: 12.45pm with the excuse “JUST WOKE UP”
• Yien Yee: 1 pm with the excuse “GOT CAUGHT UP WITH SOMETHING”
• Amri: 1.30pm with the excuse “HAHAHAHAHA”

-_-”

How come the “latecomers pay” rule never did materialize?

That aside, here’re some mother-father-son pictures…

Great time catching up and GOSSIPING as usual. Bitching is SO our forte!!!!!!!

I deserve a place in hell for this.

I ordered fish&chips. Wai Yip ordered chicken&mushroom. Wern Yii ordered some honey glazed chicken something something. Yien Yee ordered chicken crispers. Amri ordered a salad because it was about time he went on a diet.

A picture of me with the mother…

She had an awesome new hairdo!!!!

And she flies off to Aussieland this week for a week (or isit two). Good thing we ain’t meeting this month, no thanks to babi flu hehhhhhh.

Nehmai, Yien Yee, if we do bump into each other before the 1st August, I have sanitizers (plural) with me

Pictures of me & my Foundation partner in crime…

Paternal love wtf.

Btw, if you think I camwhore a lot, I don’t know what you would call him. Probably because you wouldn’t want to acknowledge that such a subgroup of the human species actually exist…………………..

He would literally DEMAND you to take a picture of him. (i.e.: “Nat, stop eating. Take a picture of me!”).

You see, it was MY camera, but his face dominated 70% of the used memory.

 

Chronological age: 23 years and 2 months

Mental age: 3 years 0 months

But I still sayang him a lot a lot! NOT in that way though, eww never.

Yien Yee had to go off early because she had an appointment to get her flu shots, so we adjourned for dessert at Alexis.

Wern Yii & I both had cappucino each and shared a tiramisu between us (Alexis’s tiramisu cake is THE king of all cakes!!!!) whilst Amri & Wai Yip both had a mixed fruit pavlova each.

Oh, but then again, its unfair to say that Amri had one pavlova… more like one pavlova and one third of the tiramisu that he coerced me and Wern Yii to give to him.

And he complains about his weight tsk tsk.

What did I tell you about his face invading my camera’s space?

And no the pictures above are NOT candid although some of them look like it. Poser asked me to take pictures of him grrr.

 

The two pictures above were of us doing Wern Yii’s signature poses back in Foundation. There was no name for the first one but the second one was “HAMSTER FACE”. wtf.

And now with Amri’s signature pose…

Hahahahaha. The rest of the patrons in Alexis were looking at us weird . But we obviously didn’t give two hooooots about what they thought because we were having so much fun camwhoring. Hohoho.

In fact, I think wherever we go, there’ll always be a camera around. Good times indeed. It is always in the company of good friends that a person’s laugh is at its heartiest. I can’t agree more.

Me: Hey guys, what are your opinions on long distance relationships?

Wern Yii: It can work if there’s trust la.

Wai Yip: Not only trust, you have to get used to the person not being around you all the time.

Amri: It can work if you can live without sex.

Me: -_-”

Rawr. Trust Amri to give good “advice”. Can only rely on the other two.

Here’s Amri being racist, making fun of us Chinese…

Macam muka Down Syndrome. Not like us Chinese at all.

Hmph.

Jokes aside, he wasn’t being racist la. Sensitive Chinese readers, please don’t misunderstand. He was just trying to make himself look stupid . He’s actually very nice (omg, I can’t believe I just said that).

I envy Wai Yip now. He finished his final paper few weeks ago and he now gets to wake up late in the day, stay home during the weekdays and bum around like no one’s business……………………………

Sighhhh.

Oh btw, I have started working, hence the lamenting. Haha, but *yay* all the same to the fact that I’ve gotten a job, and a pretty decent one at that. Something of my interest at least hoho. I think possibly the worst every thing in ife as a working adult is having to wake up every morning to a job that you dread. Damn no life can dai.

Anyway, the Pride Rock is meeting next on the 1st of August. Can’t wait!!!!

Much <3,

NatC.

If there’s anything that gets tourists excited about in London, it has gotta be Ben Besar.

As for me, it’s gotta be the awesomely cute Bobbies!!!!

During my flight to UK, I read in the magazine that it is now illegal to take pictures with the Bobby Policemen. I forgot why but its related to terrorism.

So anyway, when I saw that everyone wasn’t too arsed bout it, I pun shamelessly asked the policeman: “Hi, sir, you have bulging muscles, can I please have a picture with you?”

lmao.

Anyways, that aside, we took Dan to the Parliament House aka Palace of Westminster. The Big Ben’s attached to it btw. Which is so damn cool. You see, normally we will have attached bathroom, attached walk-in-closet, etc… but the Palace of Westminster has an attached BIG BEN.

Uiseh.

Off topic, look what I wore that day!!!

The hoodie says “CFC”: Chelsea Football Club. When I walked past the immigration from Paris, it was that jacket that literally saved us a lot of questions because the immigration officer was a fan of Chelsea FC  .

Good thing Dan wasn’t wearing his ARSEnal jersey then.

The nice thing about Europe are their parks. And better still, their weather, because it’s never too humid to spend the day rolling on the grass like they do in Bollywood, except that in Bollywood, you’ll end up sweating like a pig… In Europe you’ll end up sleeping like one.

The best way to really enjoy a few hours in the park, you will need a few essentials: A good camera, chips, beer (or coffee, whichever you think will kill you slower) and good company

My company was definitely good, no doubt about that

It was a gorgeous day that day… blue skies, not too hot, not too cold… sunny, in fact… my favorite kind of weather!!! Perfect for strollind around. And strolled, we did… to see Mata London woohoo!

Not my first time seeing it, but I was super excited… I guess it was on Dan’s behalf because he lacks the ability to show any forms of emotion when he’s in awe. He basically just STOOD there. Can you imagine how frustrating it was for me?

Imagine this…

Me: OMG, DAN!!! Look!!! It’s London Eye!!! OMG OMG OMG. It’s so awesome, it looks better than it does on pictures!! OMG OMG.

Dan: … Ou.

-_-”

Nvm, you should know that after a month in Europe with him… I’m starting to get used to it.

Me: I love you

Dan: … Ou.

Hahaha. OK, to be fair, he does respond more than “OU”. Sometimes it’s “OU, I C”.

Picture time!!!

Again, this time we couldn’t be arsed to que up for an hour to be ripped off almost RM80/person just to ride on that giant ferris wheel. So we yamcha under the Eye instead. So instead of London Eye, you could say… we were at…………………………………..

…………….London’s Crotch!

Hahahahahaha, look at me, laughing at my own joke.

So let’s see, there was a Cappucino, then there was Camomile tea, and then there was an Americano. We had an awesome time, just sitting there, watching the world go by… and making loud snide remarks on Mat Sallehs in Cantonese & BM .

One thing I gotta tell you though. When you come out of the Waterloo Tube station, walk along the Westminster Bridge Road (towards london Eye), and you will see a few penjaja haram selling the most awesome hotdogs with fried onions and ample mustard & ketchup sauce!!!!!! Fried for you ON THE SPOT. It has gotta be one of the most awesome hotdogs I have ever eaten.

Check out my double chin. Beyond repair dot com.

Before I forget, here’re some silly shots of us earlier that morning whilst waiting for our train to Wokingham to see Stepdad……..

Grandma: Yer so ugly! Cannot recognize you!

Me: T.T

 Anyhoo, that’ll be all. Sneak peek on the next UK post…

Till next time, take care all and have a good weekend…

TGIF,

NatC.

Thank you for all your unconditional support all these years.

Thank you for all your long-winded advice, which eventually all come to good use.

Thank you for all the things you buy for me

Thank you for giving me pocket money

Thank you for knowing all the right things to say when I needed to hear them.

Thank you for loving me.

And thank you for being my Daddy.

 

…

 

May the good Lord bless you with long life…

with abundance of wealth…

with fruitful relationships…

with flourishing career…

 

 

 

…

and more hair on the top of your head.

 

I love you, Papi

 

XOXO,

Your baby girl.

I woke up today with the silliest smile plastered on my face.

Minus the drool, I’m sure I looked pretty good & happy.

I know my heart was beating fast.

And I know my stomach was fluttering.

But then I realised…

It was all just a dream.

And the fluttering of the stomach was nothing more than an urgent need to dispose of what I ate last night.

*Sigh*

Impossible is nothing,

NatC.

It’s a lazy day today. No, not the typical potato couch type of lazy.

Because for once, I didn’t have any interviews to attend.

I didn’t have any properties work to look into (I’m joining my mum in her property investments, long story).

I didn’t have any errands to run at home.

And so, I shaved my Shih Tzu & Cocker Spaniel, instead.

The result? Pretty hideous. Bwahaha.

Nvm la! Everyone has bad hair moments. So do dogs. They just gotta live with it for now

Went Rumba-ing & Samba-ing today too. Wah my stamina has a problem… . Must stop eating carbs in the morning (I had nasi lemak before dancing, serve me right).

I have a lot of old pictures I have yet to post up. Main reason was because them pictures were all taken sometime end of last year and around April this year, I was too caught up with exams, trying to pass the papers so I can be a graduate, going away to Europe, etc.

So now, after korek-ing my albums, I present to you a bulk of my old pictures taken from almost half a year back till quite recently

Happy OD-ing on pictures of my face! wtf.

Pictures above were taken by Mel during the BPsych’s mini concert where I was part of the choir. Yes, I croak like a frog, sing like cats having sex, but I made it to the BPsych Choir.

Anyway, notice how FAT I was!!!! And that was like November last year! Not that long ago. Thank you mYoga, you saved my life. Bwahaha.

And now for my 21st Birthday Celebration with Daddy’s side of the family @ Dorsett High Tea

I purpuhsudly chose pictures of me that weren’t so obese-looking.

For the heck of it, one of these days I MUST find the fattest picture of me and put it up. One fine day la.

My 21st birthday with mummy’s side now …

I remember those two days very well.

Sometimes, we are all so caught up with our own life, our own issues, our own personal pursuit for different things in the world, we forget the one important thing in life.

They are the people who will love you unconditionally. They are the ones who give you unending support in all that you do. They’re family.

Truly, I’m blessed to be born into a family that’s so accepting of me. I thank God.

…

Don’t laugh at my sudden pious-ness. I’m serious here.

And then there was the annual BPsych Prom 2008 (Enchanted Evening)  Sime Darby Convention Centre, where I was part of the sponsorship team.

I don’t want to brag, but I did the most work in the team ok???? I get screwed left, right, front, back from people I approach and had to dig for resources from friends and family. Not easy, but it’s all worth it

And guess who was Prom King & Queen?????

Faster guess???????? Faster faster faster!!!!!!

I’m so gan cheong, it’s obvious what the answer is. Hehe.

Here’s a super delayed “THANK YOU” for those who voted for Dan & I.

I will try my best to play a part in maintaining World Peace.

o.O

It was a memorable night indeed. My last prom. *sigh*

I was part of the opening performance. I danced with Dan the Rumba (possibly my favorite-est dance). His first time dancing, and he had to perform with me. Poor boy!!! Hahaha. Ask him and he’ll tell you what a horrible ordeal it was for him. Sorry, darlin’.

Anyway, credits to Mel & myself for choreographing opening dances. I don’t think she got the credit she deserved. She did a GREAT job!

A big applause to the Prom Committee as well. Bravo!!!

More pictures of prom night, thanks to Eu Veng!

Wah I have to say I was damn kao fat!!!! *Shyyyy*

And I gotta admit, I was suffering from serious serious lack of self-esteem because of my weight then. And that’s why I’ll vow never to let myself go like anymore.

Cheh. Serious sial. But I AM serious. wtf.

Wah, pictures above were long overdue. It was our New Year’s Eve 2008/2009 countdown at Solaris Mont. Kiara. Dinner at Michelangelo & party after at Goddezz. Good times.

I remember Dan being drunk. So drunk he talked a lot of nonsence. He did a moonwalk in the mamak toilet after Goddezz. He coerced two guys to give him free beer. And he coerced Raymond to belanja him Teh Ais.

-_-”

Daniel sucks money out of people when he’s drunk!

I remember Ann wearing my kimono dress. I haven’t even worn it yet, and I generously let her wear it. I’m such a good friend, boleh?

I also remember Eva wanting to pinjam my earrings, but before she wore it she had to sanitize it with wet wipes……….. implying that I’m one who doesn’t care about personal hygiene. Good thing I’ve known her for close to 15 years (omg!!!), only she can do this to me, horrible girl.

Right after all the booze and whatever not during the countdown, the mother & I flew to Kota Kinabalu the following evening on the 2nd.

I’m tellin you, that place is second home. Forget the fact that the boyfriend’s a Sabahan. I’ve acquainted myself well with Sabah since lower secondary. Hoho. Very beautiful place, that.

I simply love beach holidays. But then again, who doesn’t. I got so freaking tan during that particular holiday, I was burnt beyond recognition.

My mother actually said this: “You better walk next to me. You walk behind me, ppl will think you’re my Filipino maid”.

-_-”

I love you, mother.

Then there was the celebration of the year of MooMoo aka Chinese New Year 2009. EVo organized a blogger Yee Sang night at Janbo Restaurant. Great food, great company. What more can I ask for ?

It was a night full of food, karaoke, gambling *ahem* I mean friendly exchange of money , jokes and CAMWHORING.

Very tiring night for my jaw. Smiled so much it nearly cramped up. Very painful for my eyes too with EuVeng flashing everywhere……… with his camera la. What thinking you!

Oh and ohmegawsh, I don’t think I put up pictures of Valentine’s Day 2009!… also my 2nd year anniversary with HIM

Never too late. Here’re some snapshots!

The boyfriend picked me up in the evening. Coffee & Tea @ Dome, Pavilion, followed by posh dinner at Shook, Starhill and then proceeded to our favorite hangout for shisha, lecka lecka

We return to lecka lecka every year because that place holds significant memories for the both of us

There was Sel’s birthday! Extra special because Praba was back then mwahaha. We had BBQ at PrabaVilla

And of course, picture credits to Eu Veng again. His gf’s birthday mar… sure he’s photographer la.

The little girl in the picture above is Praba’s niece. I don’t know how to spell her canggih name but it’s pronounced “le-tish-shia”.

Damn cute right? Not like Praba

Party thereafter at MOS to countdown to Sel’s birthday!

MOS was so fun that night because Sel was so drunk!!!!! Hohoho. She ended up walking around the club barefooted >.<”

And I remember Praba entered without her IC because she left it at home. damn wtf. Haha. Good thing she “electrocuted” the bouncer (omg, I nearl typed bumper hahaha).

Then came Dan’s 23rd (ohmygosh old old old!!!) birthday at my place. Happy day because it was coincidentally the last day of our final paper!!! Final as in……. the last paper of our degree life woohoo!!!!

Anyway, it was a surprise gathering… Dan as usual did not suspect at thing Very easy to surprise him indeed. Bwahaha.

Thank you all who came that day. And thank you EV for taking the pictures! We were supposed to play Taboo, but we ended up bitching about *ahem*. Hoho.

As can be seen in one of the pictures above, Sam’s gift to Dan was to give him a seductive lap dance. Dan sure enjoyed it by the look of his face

And then there were random camwhore moments. Thanks to Daniel, who took these pictures for me. I have to say, he’s improving. He used to take pictures that leave me headless/armless/one-legless. Haha.

OK, not that bad, but it’s better now.

And of course, the controversial pictures of me with the car. Controversial because ppl come to me and tell me “OMG, I didn’t know you’re that type of girl”.

WHAT type of girl?? Can’t berpose-pose sexily dengan kereta kesayanganku isit?

^.^

Anyway, I have to say… as much as I like to be behind my camera, I also equally like to be infront of it.

But I think you can tell

Here’re some random stupid pictures of US fighting over one miserable (but very delicious) Heong Piah!

Hahaha, we’re silly like that. Btw, that Heong Piah was delivered fresh from Ipoh that night. So you can imagine the nice, soft, sweet caramel flowing out of the pastry………………………………….

Why am I not born in Ipoh? Can eat Heong Piah everyday wtf.

Back to more recent events!!!

My haircut this time around was one of the most drastic changes ever been done on me!! Frankly I was damn freaked out halfway through my haircut. Hehe, but it turned out fine in the end.

In fact, I think this hairstyle is very photogenic because can help hide my fat face. 

 

When Dan & I came back from Europe, the college gang had dinner at Hartamas Square because they wanna collect souvenirs. Ciz.

But of course, it’s all good because I can shisha!!! Withdrawal symptom ok??? Never shisha for one month in Europe woh!!

I bought the girls coasters of French cancan dancers. And I bought the guys coasters of naked French ladies. I’m sure the guys have already made “full use” of the coasters if you know what I mean. wtf. Hoho.

Then came one of the days I look forward to the most: Meeting up with my Foundation Friends!!!!

For some very weird reasons, we identify ourselves with characters from lion king (yes the Disney show full of lions).

The grandma Sarabi is Wern Yii. The grandpa Mufasa is lawrence. The father Simba is Amri. The mother Nala is Yien Yee. And funnily enough, though I’m not the youngest in the group, I’m apparently the grand daughter Kiara (just because I stayed in Mont. Kiara when this silly make believe masak masak took place).

Too bad Yien Yee couldn’t make it that day . Nehmai!!! Next time next time. We’re gonna meet every first Saturday of the month. Inilah semangat Pride Rock! wtf.

We had lunch at ToDineFor @ Chulan Square. Great food, needless to say. Amri then treated us to desert at Godiva @ Pavilion. Thanks darlin’ !!

We definitely did a looooot of catching up. Had our usual bitching session. Afterall, it’s what we’re best at since Foundation Year. The only difference is that we bitch at slightly more expensive places as opposed to Ali Maju mamak back then. Hoho.

Of course, next would be the return of Kel for good in Malaysia!!!! Just in time too because we got to celebrate her 22nd birthday with her

Had dinner at one of my favorite Japanese restaurants, Rakuzen @ Chulan Square. Good thing Kel like’s Jap food too. I ordered my favorite cod fish set that night!! I heart cod fish to the max!! I can eat that everyday if I have to

We bought Kel lingerie!!! I chose wan ok!! Explains why they’re all very slutty. Hahaha, I like slutty… I mean SEXY lingerie!

I chose a bright red garter belt, one white thong with red polka dot and one hot pink thong with laces . In a way, these are not only gifts for Kel but for her boyfriend, Don as well…………………. if you know whadda mean

Anyway, not that Kel’s back, will we be hearing wedding bells anytime soon???? Ahem Ahem!!!

Ooooh and before I forget!!! Wanna see pictures of my baby brother, Dominic????

Damn cute right???? The close up pictures of him looks like Shin Chan from the Dik Cerdas comic right?????????? The only things missing are the thick eyebrows Hehe. Maybe one day I’ll conteng his face wtf. lol.

Anyway, its been a loooong post full of pictures to feast your eyes (or not ). It’s time to close because I wanna watch my Chinese Soap Opera!!! I bought the entire “Gem Of life” show. Yes, I know I’m outdated . But I’m super hooked on it!!!

See y’all next time. Till then, mwah mwah to you darings.

<3,

NatC.

This is becoming a chore. Editing pictures and updating the blog, I mean.

But then again, it’s probably the one thing I look forward to doing at night when I’m about to retire off to lala-land (I meant sleep, not Sungai Wang).

So anyway, here goes.

We stayed just 5 minutes walk away from the Willesden Green tube station (just at the edge of London Zone 2). I booked a rented private apartment for three at a quaint little neighbourhood. Come to think of it, I really liked it there. Mainly because it was so near the station (going anywhere was a breeze). And mainly because the place itself was so nice to live in!!!!

Check it out:

This room has 2 single beds “downstairs”, and “upstairs” at the LOFT (OMG, I love lofts!) were another single bed and one queen sized bed (obviously, I took the biggest bed in the room ).

Needless to say, we being three very small sized Asians had more-than-enough space . I like because that means I didn’t have to suffer too much whenever Dan farted.

*Click here* to visit the website where I booked the apartment.

When we arrived at the Stansted Airport, we took a shuttle (10Pounds each) to the city centre and boy was it COLD when we stepped out onto the streets! So cold I could see Dan’s nipples through his shirt.

By the time we got to our apartment, it was almost 8 at night. We were cold, tired from the journey, and hungry as hell. So what better way to comfort ourselves other than cooking a nice packet of duck noodle… brought all the way from back home Malaysia!!!!!!

There, that was my WAI SEK face.

After makan, damn full of energy (no shit, of course la, all the carbs) and so we decided to take the train downtown to Piccadilly Circus for jalan-jalan.

 

It was mercilessly cold. But it felt nice to be back in London again. Even better this time with Dannyboi I can play tourguide this time around! Ehcheh.

Piccadilly is probably one of my favorite-est place to stroll around at night. Because its super colorful, and I love being part of the hustle & bustle of the night crowd.

The one thing that unmistakably makes Piccadilly Piccadilly (I can read your mind. No its not a double typo) are the number of theatres that you can see just by strolling around the area. Of course, not forgetting the billboards with neon-lightings.

Despite having had duck noodles at the apartment before we head out, I salivated at the sight of THIS:

Seriously lar, whoever’s not salivating is probably living a life full of denial. Damn sad can go die.

Anyway, seeing that made me think of home lo. Yea yea I know, like I JUST arrived in UK and thinking about home already. SNAP OUT OF IT! Can’t a girl be homesick for a bit? *roll eyes*

Took the train from Leicester Square station. The station that Daniel shamelessly pronounced “Lay-ches-ter” Square.

o.O”

While I’m at it, he also pronounces worcestershire sauce as “WOR-CHES-TER-SHY-ER” sauce.

-_-”

If you wanna know the real pronunciation, go google. Alternatively, you can call me and I’ll tell you so I’ll feel smarter than you. Heh.

The escalator in Leicester Square station is damn kao long so had time to snap picture of Danny boi (above). Though, the Mother wasn’t too happy about it as can be seen in her muka yang amat bengis.

She said… “WHY YOU WANNA TAKE PICTURE AT THE ESCALATOR?? LATER YOU FALL DOWN AND DAMAGE THE CAMERA HOW????”

-_-”

No, it was nothing about me falling down and injuring myself. It was ALL about the CAMERA.

Explain to me again how I managed to be sucha caring person?

Chehwah.

Following day, we visited stepdad at Sandhurst. How we got there is truely awesome. And I mean it in the most sarcastic way possible.

Basically to cut the long story short, we had to change trains 3 times, and the whole journey took us easily 1 hour and 45 minutes.

EVERYDAY.

The result of wanting to stay in someplace happening instead of boring, tiny, old Sandhurst.

Precious family time indeed <3

After Sandhurst, we head back to central London. Decided to take Dan to the Buckingham Palace!

Dan was so in awe of the Palace, he literally stood in one place, with his eyes squinting, and mouth wide-open. Not very hemsem at all.

Very embarrassing I quickly smacked him out of it and asked him to camwhore with me instead.

 A successful jump-shot is such a satisfaction.

But quite malu-fying because everyone was looking at this two midget-asians jumping up and down like they’ve never stepped on marble flooring before. Explains Daniel’s half-hearted jump. Not like mine. So glam.

A lot of ppl has been asking me if I saw any naked statues in Europe. And my answer is “YES”.

Here, a small penis to satisfy your curiosity.

 Happy now??

If you say yes, something’s seriously wrong with you, paedophilic moron. You have just admitted that little boys’ kuku birds are pleasing to your eyes wtf.

Oooh, look the black cab’s promoting my blog. WTF.

I’m so awesomely lame, it’s almost a gift.

Anyway, if I’m not mistaken, if you walk straight ahead along the road in the above picture, you will come to Trafalgar Square (pictures of it in later posts).

A nice picture of me now.Because it’s my blog.

After Buckingham Palace, went Chinatown because we craved Chinese food!

Here’s another picture of me that I like… standing in front of the Chinatown “gerbang” (wtf, how do you say “gerbang” in English??? Damn these tip-of-the-tongue phenomenons).

I think I sort of enjoyed Chinatown this time around compared to the last time I was there. I think it was because of Daniel. He was so excited over all the Chinese food, it was hard for me not to layan him. He’s very easily pleased, you see. “I happy, he happy”.

That’s why I’ll never leave him.

At least the thought has not crossed my mind yet. Bwahaha

Here’s mum Chinese chickens & ducks.

Not, not prostitutes. The edible types

Wah I tell you we were such gluttons we were practically spokesperson for that particular deadly sin.

We ate half a duck that night between the three of us (on top of other dishes I forgot). Half a duck is a lot of…. duck meat! And a lot of duck skin. And a lot of duck fats.

I think Dan took like 80% of the duck skin. He deserves the size of his stomach now.

Anyway, that’s all for now. Sneak preview on what’s next!!!!… …

Have a good night, darlings <3

XOXO,

NatC.

ps: I am no longer a useless, jobless graduate

pps: I POKAI-ed in Ashtanga today and in my own bathroom. Somebody better stop cursing me!!

ppps: I wanna go on a holiday (yes, I am aware that I just got back from one, but still…), but with the seriousness of the babi flu….. how now, brown cow???????????

I’m LITERALLY exhausted from editing all the pictures we took from Europe.

Don’t even make me tell you the amount of picture I took! Because saying the numbers will seriously just make me wanna dig a hole and bury myself alive. (OMG, I nearly spelt “alife”. WTF is wrong with my engrish??)

Anyway, since I’m not done with the pictures yet, I wanna blog about something else…….

For instance, MY HAIR.

Had it cut last month before I left for Europe, and I believe I have yet to make a grand entrance in nataliechow.com with the new ‘do.

So here goes.

Brace yourselves…………..

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Because it’s awesome.

 Got it cut at the all too famous Albert Nico (at kl plaza)!!!!! That dude is a GENIUS!!!!!! He appeared in April’s CLEO as one of the top hair stylists… and I can SOOOO see why!!!

 

I <3 my hair to death!

And I <3 Albert Nico to death too!!! He actually said this, whilst cutting my hair:

“OH MY GOODNESS I’M FEELING SO HIGH RIGHT NOW!!”

Funny thing was, the way he said it was SOOO gay he can put Alex Loo to shame

(Yes, Ales you’re getting it from me because you never call or sms ANYMORE!!!! *throws pou pou chang chang at you*)

Back to my hair…

I’ve received mixed comments about the hair…

When I say “mixed” I meant a mix of GOOD and VERY GOOD comments.

Let’s see…

Some said with this hair, I look much slimmer. Well, here’re my words for you, darlings… I look slimmer because I AM slimmer you doofus!!!

I worked HARDDDDDD and I work out E.V.E.R.Y.D.A.Y. So don’t tell me I LOOK slimmer because I swear the next time I hear it, please know that eventhough I’ll be saying “THANK YOU” deep down I’m really saying “I HOPE YOUR ASS BALLOONS UP TOMORROW”.

Anyway, there were some who said, I look younger…… But some said I look more mature (NOW ppl can take me seriously without me having to wear my fake specs).

Whatever it is, thanks for all the nice comments. I totally agree with all of it

(I now believe I am the most thick-skinned girl in the world. Thank you, mum, for your wonderful genes).

I gotta go now, but here’re some sneak preview pictures for you on what’s coming up next!…

Till next time, take care darlings!

<3,

NatC.

ps: Who wanna sponsor me a trip to Sabah to see Daniel? (I know… tough luck, but worth a try…)

Hey all!!! Yours truly is back!!!

*kisses Malaysian soil*

It’s true what they say: It’s only when you traveled the world, you’ll start appreciating your home.

OK, I admit. I just came up with that

But don’t you agree?

And I admit, I haven’t traveled the world. Not yet.

But I guess I have experienced enough to say these:

Nothing can beat the year-round sunshine we have here. It’s all nice to be in a 4-season country for a bit.  It’s all nice to dress up in awesome designer winter-wears. But hell, I am willing to give all that up for my simple spaghetti strap top, shorts and flip flops.

True that our public transportation sucks ass. But to own a car, to maintain a car and hell to even catch a cab here is so cheap… who cares about irregular busses and trains????? The journey from my home to kl central may cost RM15 on a taxi metre at most. In Europe, that would cost 15Euros, equivalent to RM75! Don’t play play. So seriously, don’t complain about our transportation already hor.

And don’t get me started on the food. I’m a sucker for savory, spicy food. It sucks to walk into an McD in Europe and not be offered chilli sauce!!!!! It sucks to eat an asian meal overseas and not be eating chilli padi!!!! Plus, food there is SO freaking expensive. One slice of pizza in Paris… note… ONE slice… costs about 3.50Euros… equivalent to approximately RM17.50……. just for ONE slice of freaking pizza!!! -_-”

Seriously people, don’t complain. We may not be earning Euros or Pounds… but our currency can get us a pretty good lifestyle here in Malaysia itself.

Anyway, the important thing is… I’m back!!!!!!! And I DON’T have the swine flu

Talking about the swine flu, I’m just curious. If a person is suspected to have the swine flu, does it mean that Malay doctor cannot treat/assess/diagnose them???????????????

What?? It’s not a stupid question!

The swine flu is from pigs. Pigs are not halal!!!

Just wondering.

Anyhu, now that I am back, time to get serious with my life. Updates on my job prospects soon in the upcoming posts. Woo hoo . In a way, I can’t help but feel that all that has happened was a blessing in disguise indeed.

Quick mini updates:

Dan is now cohabitating for free at my place, whilst waiting to get a ticket back to Sabah. lucky bugger.

I went back to mYoga today for Chacha. It wasn’t Ryu who taught. It was this lady named Yen. She’s hot stuff, man!!!! Too bad this will probably be the last time I’m learning from her. Anyway, it felt great to be dancing again. Gawd, I missed the feeling.

I think… I THINK it’s Ryu’s birthday tmrw… so HAPPY BIRTHDAY, big boy Have a wonderful celebration with your friends… and of course, TIFFANY

And I can’t wait to get started on my adult life… full force!!!!!!!!

Can’t reveal more. I just don’t have the time now. People to see, calls to make . Ehchehhh.

Toodles,

NatC.